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My name is Kyrstin. I am an avid food-eater at UNT and a 21-year-old trying not to float through life.

Welcome. Prepare to be offended, or laugh hysterically. Whichever suits you.

I'm marrying this guy on May 30th, 2015.

shout out to people who appreciate my shallow sense of humor by following this blog and occasionally reposting like one thing

supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

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muftiday:

do you ever see a picture of your internet friend for the first time and you just kinda think
it appears i have accidentally befriended a beauty goddess.
well

shit

gonnagetcaged:

"what can you do with an art history degree???"

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this

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

mordecai-put-your-phone-away:

teenyweenynotepad:

hetaliabritain:

theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

I WAS REALLY FUCKING CONCERNED

Oh god. I was, actually scared.

EVERYONE WAS CONCERNED

dorkly:

I just want Melisandre to say something about Stannis and the Iron Throne so somebody can yell, “She doesn’t even go here!”

dorkly:

I just want Melisandre to say something about Stannis and the Iron Throne so somebody can yell, “She doesn’t even go here!”