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My name is Kyrstin. I am an avid food-eater at UNT, and a 21-year-old going through my quarter-life crisis.

Welcome. Prepare to be offended, or laugh hysterically. Whichever suits you.

I'm marrying this guy on May 30th, 2015.

crimewave420:

hominishostilis:

> implying sagging pants is a respectable, cultural style that ALL black people adopt, instead it just being a sloppy way to dress and generally just a poor look to begin with. 

>Implying that only black people sag their pants

>photo doesn’t show race, at all

> casually forgetting that sagging pants originated as a prison style for one to indicate they were ready to take a dick in the ass, easy access.

>MUH culture though! 

> but it’s Fox News so a ‘racism!’ comment will get me notes, LEL! 

Sorry Jared, sounds like you’re actually a pretty racist little fuck. 

Slipknot is an American heavy metal band from Des Moines, Iowa. Formed in 1995, the group was founded by percussionist Shawn Crahan and bassist Paul Gray. After several lineup changes in their early days, the band consisted of nine members for the greater part of their tenure: Sid Wilson, Paul Gray, Joey Jordison, Chris Fehn, Jim Root, Craig Jones, Shawn Crahan, Mick Thomson, and Corey Taylor. However, the death of Paul Gray on May 24, 2010 and the departure of Joey Jordison on December 12, 2013, left the band with seven remaining members. Slipknot is well known for its attention-grabbing image, aggressive music style, and energetic and chaotic live shows.[1][2] The band enjoyed a somewhat meteoric rise to success following the release of their self-titled debut album in 1999. The 2001 follow-up album Iowa further increased the band’s popularity. After breaking for their first hiatus, Slipknot returned in 2004 with Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses) and once again in 2008 with their fourth album All Hope Is Gone, which debuted at the top spot on the Billboard 200. Additionally, the band has released one live album, 9.0: Live, one compilation album, Antennas to Hell, as well as four live DVDs.

segoli:

there are way too many social justice warriors. we need a social justice scout and a social justice healer and a social justice black mage. seriously this videogame has like 10 different classes you can play and everyone goes for the one that just uses generic melee weapons?

iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are

suicunesrider:

what-the-hecky-heck:

I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.

twas foretold

suicunesrider:

what-the-hecky-heck:

I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.

twas foretold

shinymarshmallon:

so i’ve spent the last half hour poorly photoshopping yuugi’s hair onto polish chickens

i must have one

lcfoolie:

Look at this guy. IN CLASS.

lcfoolie:

Look at this guy. IN CLASS.

visambros:

earljrsmith:

as a white person i apologize

As a black person, I say that you don’t need to apologize.

You should not be held accountable for what your ancestors did. They did bad things to people, but you didn’t. You also shouldn’t feel as though you aren’t allowed to have problems. Just because society leans toward favouring white people, doesn’t mean your life is perfect and stress free.

You don’t need to feel bad for being born the race you are. No one should

efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK